intensional:

can’t stop thinking about how around 5 years ago i used to reblog videos of a random girl saying a hoe never gets cold and now she’s cardi b

slimeghost:

“hi welcome to mcdonald’s may i take your order”

me: *slapping my belly real close to the order box* ooooohhh me so hungwy

gaycactus:

people who use baby naming websites:

- expecting parents
- trans people changing their names
- writers
- that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that “behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you”

hymnsofheresy:

jesus, trying to explain to his disciples about his own fate:

hminteresting:

relishboi:

relishboi:

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank